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Things I'd say to Maria if we actually met
KarmaKrooK
#1 Posted : Wednesday, May 22, 2013 8:47:02 PM(UTC)
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Damn girl, I don't know what's finer you or that parfait. I must be hungry.


 


Can I borrow your stilletos, I could use some height. (short people problems)


 


I don't know what I find sexier you or your serve.


 


You know tootsie roll isn't just a candy.


 


I've never seen you wear jeans. 


 


If you were a flower and I were a bee I'd be smelling the roses all day everyday.


 


I'm down to dine-n-dash. (manly way of saying I forgot my wallet)


 


You are beautiful. 

KarmaKrooK
#2 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 6:43:22 PM(UTC)
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You know why the chicken cross the road because I don't.

That dress looks good on you (wink*wink*).

It was Walter all along (spoiler alert for those who haven't seen Breaking Bad).

Can I borrow your Porsche, my car's in the shop.

I lost my phone number can I have yours.

Looks like it's going to rain (what I say when I don't want to go gardening, I'm positive it works for tennis)

Is that perfume you're wearing or do you naturally smell this nice all the time?

You know Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually ice? (I just blew your mind)
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