Maria doesn't care, how we act over here. In fact, she might like a good laugh every now and then.
Just think Maria, you'll be turning 25 and have more money than all of us combined who visit your website, less the Donald.
We're here to have a good time (atleast I am) - like those Secret Service guys, who if that one dude who probably thought he got lucky the night before - scoring! Only to wake up and have some chick demanding money. And he probably thought it love at first sight, too.
Then, the dude only has so much on him. She starts to raise a fit and the next thing ya know, she probably called her pimp (cops) and guess who are now in the hot seat. Being investigated by their gov't officials.
As who ever heard of Secret Service people staying in an unsecure building which has hookers all over it ?
Think of it this way, does Maria stay at the Motel 6 when she's on the road doing the Tennis thing, probably not. She's probably sleeping on somebody couch, eating what's in their refrigerator and watching their TV, petting their dog or cat.