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carmel
#1 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2007 5:55:35 AM(UTC)
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hello everyone! something amusing for you to read!


:D :lol:

Spiritual Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

THIS IS FOR SMART WOMEN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH...

:lol: :lol:
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craigwickersham
#5 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2007 12:56:13 PM(UTC)
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good post Carmel....
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#8 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2007 12:56:13 PM(UTC)
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good post Carmel....
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#11 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2007 12:56:13 PM(UTC)
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good post Carmel....
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Imnumber2
#14 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2007 5:30:16 PM(UTC)
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Few of us are men and we can laugh too!!! :)

:lol: :lol: good one btw!!!!

Here is my thought:

Spiritual Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = divorce
Smart man + dumb woman = affair :D
Dumb man + smart woman = dream on!!! :)
Dumb man + dumb woman = unexpected pregnancy !!! :)

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit :)
Smart boss + dumb employee = production then fire him!!!
Dumb boss + smart employee = Quit the job in 2 days:
Dumb boss + dumb employee = bankcrupcy!!! :)

:lol: :lol:
Don't Give Up - Peter Gabriel
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Imnumber2
#15 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2007 5:30:16 PM(UTC)
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Few of us are men and we can laugh too!!! :)

:lol: :lol: good one btw!!!!

Here is my thought:

Spiritual Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = divorce
Smart man + dumb woman = affair :D
Dumb man + smart woman = dream on!!! :)
Dumb man + dumb woman = unexpected pregnancy !!! :)

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit :)
Smart boss + dumb employee = production then fire him!!!
Dumb boss + smart employee = Quit the job in 2 days:
Dumb boss + dumb employee = bankcrupcy!!! :)

:lol: :lol:
Don't Give Up - Peter Gabriel
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Imnumber2
#16 Posted : Friday, July 20, 2007 5:30:16 PM(UTC)
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Few of us are men and we can laugh too!!! :)

:lol: :lol: good one btw!!!!

Here is my thought:

Spiritual Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = divorce
Smart man + dumb woman = affair :D
Dumb man + smart woman = dream on!!! :)
Dumb man + dumb woman = unexpected pregnancy !!! :)

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit :)
Smart boss + dumb employee = production then fire him!!!
Dumb boss + smart employee = Quit the job in 2 days:
Dumb boss + dumb employee = bankcrupcy!!! :)

:lol: :lol:
Don't Give Up - Peter Gabriel
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craigwickersham
#12 Posted : Sunday, July 22, 2007 11:28:38 AM(UTC)
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where do you find these stats???
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craigwickersham
#9 Posted : Sunday, July 22, 2007 11:28:38 AM(UTC)
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where do you find these stats???
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#6 Posted : Sunday, July 22, 2007 11:28:38 AM(UTC)
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where do you find these stats???
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carmel
#2 Posted : Sunday, July 22, 2007 10:19:55 PM(UTC)
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craigwickersham]w
where do you find these stats???



i've got it through an email..

hehe..

:lol:
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carmel
#3 Posted : Sunday, July 22, 2007 10:19:55 PM(UTC)
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craigwickersham]w
where do you find these stats???



i've got it through an email..

hehe..

:lol:
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carmel
#4 Posted : Sunday, July 22, 2007 10:19:55 PM(UTC)
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craigwickersham]w
where do you find these stats???



i've got it through an email..

hehe..

:lol:
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craigwickersham
#7 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2007 11:22:12 AM(UTC)
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verrrry interesting...

[img:75b1e6e4de]http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s29/craigwickersham/27-4.jpg[/img:75b1e6e4de]
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craigwickersham
#10 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2007 11:22:12 AM(UTC)
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verrrry interesting...

[img:75b1e6e4de]http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s29/craigwickersham/27-4.jpg[/img:75b1e6e4de]
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#13 Posted : Monday, July 23, 2007 11:22:12 AM(UTC)
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verrrry interesting...

[img:75b1e6e4de]http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s29/craigwickersham/27-4.jpg[/img:75b1e6e4de]
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