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Glad to be drunk
Jacque
#1 Posted : Wednesday, November 16, 2011 8:50:03 PM(UTC)
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."


 


 


 


 



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#2 Posted : Thursday, November 17, 2011 5:17:25 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Jacque Go to Quoted Post


A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."


 



 


Yup. They’re just like the tea party…
An Occupy Toronto protester was arrested yesterday for sniffing women’s feet and trying to get participants to drink pi$$.


http://www.thegatewaypun...ts-to-drink-urine-video/

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